Why Annaliese Can No Longer Shower With Me
So we're standing in the bathroom the other day, having just emerged from the shower. It was a quick shower for me, once the Queen of All the Shower Space decided she wanted to get in. I was putting on lotion when she decided she was done and got out.
Anyway, Annaliese was all, "What's that stuff on your stomach?"
A little alarmed I looked down and saw nothing,"What stuff?"
The little witch then says,"Those lines, and that jiggly stuff, look I can squish it with my hands."
As I stand there speechless, still reeling in horror, she follows it up with a quick glance the mole on my stomach, and says in disgust as she walks out, "Gross, you have a big booger on you."
So please take a moment to bow your heads and say a little goodbye to Annaliese's shower time with mommy.
8 comments:
oh sweet heavens I can't stop laughing...
Sounds like Oliver when he sees me nekkid. :)
And!! Happy day late b-day. My computer was being an asshole yesterday. BUT! Happy Birthday!
effin hilarious I tell ya! About 2 months after I had stella, Lily asked me as I was stepping out of the shower, if I was sure I wasn't having another baby? Little bitches!
and are you on a blogging roll or what? you go girl!
No, wait I know, come and join the weird, myspace world with me, it's fun!
That would be enough to drive me straight to a pint of Ben & Jerry's! Freakin' hilarious. I, too, was going to say something about your recent blogging attack. Keep it up!
Yeah- I've had a few of those encounters with Charlie lately, too. I'm gonna have to start locking the bathroom door.
Oh God!! That's the funniest thing I have read in a long time!!!
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