Tuesday, June 12, 2007

I'm Back!!

We are all home safe and sound from the first trip of the summer. We have a few others small ones in the works, but who knows how that will turn out. It was a fun trip, but not very relaxing. I always feel like I need a vacation after our vacations. I kinda wish I worked so I could have some alone time, some quiet time, some me time. But then I would need a wife at home putting away all the clothes, buying groceries, and finding a place for all that overpriced Williamsburg shit we crammed into our suitcase. That would be nice. A wife. I digress.

Anyway, here are a few pictures and of course... comments.








"You paid how much for Busch Gardens? Wow. Well Jack, I guess we better do the obligatory 'Oh, this is fun' spiel every now and then."






Jack always has to be all, "Hey ladies, look at the size of my cannon." Showoff.









This is the, "Mom is way too cheap to buy this crap, but she will make you stand in the middle of the store and take your picture. Then chase you around yelling at you to put down the $4.95 miniature flags!"






Why, oh, why does Don hate the camera so much?






This was her second "beer". Notice how her brother can't handle his "beer", he needed a little help from sis to remain upright.







Because Milsap is the passive aggressive type, he left me this little "present" all over the floor after just one night back home. I can picture his fat ass rolling around the house, scratching, just seeing how much hair he could get off. All the while telling himself that I deserved this because I abandoned him again to vacation without him.



















6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know you can buy a "wife" right? It's called a maid. You could go back to work and relax like me and then hire someone to do all the dirty work (that includes BJ's for your husband if you pay her extra...)I haven't found this elusive "wife" yet either, but I am sure she is out there...It looks like you had a great time, but welcome back family, we missed you!! And your lucky Milsap only left you a pile of fur on the floor...

lifeinsuburbia said...

Hi!!!! You're back!!! I hope your other vacas are not while I am in town. We'll be divorced if that happens.

ashli said...

Looks like a grand ole time! Love the pics of them looking all historic! And wtf all did you bring back from your trip?

The Mossmans said...

Welcome back!! We seriously missed you guys and we're glad to have Jack and his cannon back home. :)

ginny said...

yeah! you're back!! Now I just have to get together with you soon! C'mon, Ash, you know she took everything that wasn't nailed down in her hotel room! Just kidding, girl...missed you and glad you all made it safe and sound.

Anonymous said...

Milsap- wow! I love Annaliese in those pictures- the cannon one, she just can't take it anymore!! Jackie never could handle his liquor. Camille