I'm Back!!

We are all home safe and sound from the first trip of the summer. We have a few others small ones in the works, but who knows how that will turn out. It was a fun trip, but not very relaxing. I always feel like I need a vacation after our vacations. I kinda wish I worked so I could have some alone time, some quiet time, some me time. But then I would need a wife at home putting away all the clothes, buying groceries, and finding a place for all that overpriced Williamsburg shit we crammed into our suitcase. That would be nice. A wife. I digress.

Anyway, here are a few pictures and of course... comments.








"You paid how much for Busch Gardens? Wow. Well Jack, I guess we better do the obligatory 'Oh, this is fun' spiel every now and then."






Jack always has to be all, "Hey ladies, look at the size of my cannon." Showoff.









This is the, "Mom is way too cheap to buy this crap, but she will make you stand in the middle of the store and take your picture. Then chase you around yelling at you to put down the $4.95 miniature flags!"






Why, oh, why does Don hate the camera so much?






This was her second "beer". Notice how her brother can't handle his "beer", he needed a little help from sis to remain upright.







Because Milsap is the passive aggressive type, he left me this little "present" all over the floor after just one night back home. I can picture his fat ass rolling around the house, scratching, just seeing how much hair he could get off. All the while telling himself that I deserved this because I abandoned him again to vacation without him.

We Are Here!!!!

Well kids, we made it. We pulled into town this afternoon and had some lunch and then made our way to Super Wal-Mart. Yeah, that's right bitches, you read it right. Wal-Mart. Hey, I missed OKC and we needed serious snacks, sodas, diapers, and water wings.
Tomorrrow we are going to Busch Gardens!! The kiddos were great in the van, not one fight or meltdown, well not from them anyway...
I'm out!!

Out and About

We are about to begin our yearly voyage to another state. The whole fam is loading up, including my mom, Nathan, and Frances (whom we will meet up with later). We are headed to Virginia. We will be making many stops along the way, inluding Memphis, so I can get my grub on with Elvis, and various other places along the way, that I can't seem to remember. The best part about the trip is getting to take the kids to Virginia Beach, Busch Gardens, and Water Country USA. I am fairly sure there is some historical stuff there too, so maybe I should educate myself with some of that. Whatever. We will be gone for 11 days, and I know that Don is looking forward to being with the kids for so long.

Also I want to wish Nathan a very belated Happy Birthday. His birthday was May 25th, and I meant to post some great meaningful post for him, but, it didn't happen. You know how I am Nathan. His 18th year sucked ass, but the 19th proves to be going a little better. I love you, little annoying brother!